ugueth oopsbina (as emailed to eben)
meaningful game #1 (illadelphia sillies vs. NYMets. final score: mets 6, philasillies 4):
recap.
despite a pathological inability to score runs with bases loaded, the mets found the one guy who doesn't shit his pants with men on base: ramon "curtain call" castro. the bleacher fans are happy with their souvenir. the fans stayed late, despite jae seo's crap 1st inning and tejeda's skill (along with madson's dumb luck. after his wild pitch scored one). and reyes? the kid is pumped. you would be too if pat the bat let a pop up fall in front of his feet and you were jogging fast enough to make second. "my bat hammy! my bat hammy!" extra: stealing third base like he was going to the fridge between commercials.
castro: 38 hits. 36 rbi. flushing, we have a catcher.
recap.
despite a pathological inability to score runs with bases loaded, the mets found the one guy who doesn't shit his pants with men on base: ramon "curtain call" castro. the bleacher fans are happy with their souvenir. the fans stayed late, despite jae seo's crap 1st inning and tejeda's skill (along with madson's dumb luck. after his wild pitch scored one). and reyes? the kid is pumped. you would be too if pat the bat let a pop up fall in front of his feet and you were jogging fast enough to make second. "my bat hammy! my bat hammy!" extra: stealing third base like he was going to the fridge between commercials.
castro: 38 hits. 36 rbi. flushing, we have a catcher.
posted by Norman Rose at 10:28 PM
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