My team wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the ti-ah-ah-ime!

More teams to welcome to the elimination party:

American League welcomes Texas, who looking for a little action brings the liberal B.J’s of Toronto to the prom.

Surprisingly, no one asked the Twins (and who doesn’t like Twins,) so Minnesota crashed.
In the National League, we have our first NL West casualty in Colorado. Wow, that’s bad. It’s one thing to be 14 games behind the leader, but when the leader is the 75-74 San Diego Padres, you really deserve the grand prize. Hey, Barry? Pass the flaxseed oil!
For the Wild Card race, nothing is changed in the American League, except that Minnesota is still fighting with an elimination number of 2. But with Cleveland leading, it would take a miracle because if they can steal the division from Chicago, they would have to win 3+ games. So, I am willing to count them out. Come on in boys, it’s warm in here!

For the National League, the only teams eliminated are from the West. So, San Diego better hang on or no playoffs for you!

Postnote: in other news, the San Francisco Giants called up former UMass outfielder Doug Clark! Now there is two Minutemen in MLB: Clark and Marlins RP Ron Villone