All Joking Aside....

This was reported in ESPN.com's Insider MLB Rumor Mill:

Epstein goes to Washington?

Nov 3 - According to the Boston Globe, it's possible former Red Sox GM Theo Epstein could end up with the Nationals once a new ownership group is selected, which could happen as soon as the owners' meeting in Milwaukee later this month.

Ahem...you mean, when we buy the team? Didn't we say that? Do you think the Globe is getting there info from reading Athletes in Action? Nice!