[--Damon Before--]


After a trip to the Jeter/ Rodriguez owned Metro Gloss Salon, and while gently stroking his Evian up and down, Johnny Damon discussed which New York clubs he would go to. "My wife's a stripper, so you know she's crazy," he said, running long fingers through his hair to enhance its body, "where can I go for discreet encounters? Can I trust the ads in this Village Voice newspaper?"


[--Damon After--]